Humorix: Windows vs. Linux: An Unbiased Review May 17, 2005, 04 :00 UTC (42 Talkback[s]) (8358 reads) (Other stories by Cody Hollis-Perdue)
"After hearing all of the hype about Linux, I decided to give it a try. That was my first mistake. I soon realized that Linux has more flavors than you can shake a stick at.
"I asked a computer savvy friend which was best, and he chuckled and said 'Try OpenBSD.' He told me that 'OpenBSD is the most secure operating system that civilians can legally use,' so I decided to install it and see how it compared with Windows..."