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:Humorix: Windows 2003 Outperforms Red Hat
Humorix: Windows 2003 Outperforms Red Hat
Jan 10, 2005, 23 :30 UTC (12 Talkback[s]) (9864 reads)

(Other stories by James Baughn)

"According to a 'massive' study conducted by the impartial Microsoft Marketing Department, Windows 2003 servers outperform Red Hat Linux in every possible configuration.

"'This was a real eye-opener,' explained Microsoft spokesperson Harold Fudd. 'There was simply no competition between the two. We can only conclude that people still clinging to the legacy, mediocre Linux platform have absolutely no clue...'"

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That was awesome!  Loved it!.Thanks!.Che ...   ROTFLOL   
Daniel Carrera
Jan 11, 2005, 00:25:56
 
Read in the USA Today, today, that Micro ...   OT: MS VACS !   
G-H
Jan 11, 2005, 00:28:45
 
Nah he just wants MS products to "suck"  ...   Re: OT: MS VACS !   
me too
Jan 11, 2005, 01:21:04
 
> Nah he just wants MS products to "suck ...   Re: Re: OT: MS VACS !   
GH
Jan 11, 2005, 02:19:49
 
....or maybe he's looking to replace ...   Re: OT: MS VACS !   
anonymous
Jan 11, 2005, 05:14:41
 
Just a remark:MS is more similar to comm ...   Communism v. capitalism   
zack
Jan 11, 2005, 08:15:16
 
Heh, if they go into vacuum cleaners, it ...   Re: Re: Re: OT: MS VACS !   
Danny Haworth
Jan 11, 2005, 08:24:51
 
I still think Linux installed on a hat w ...   I don't beleive it.   
Nocternal Eclipse
Jan 11, 2005, 11:11:51
 
I hate to say it, but even if you put Li ...   But it's True   
Nicholas Holowaty
Jan 11, 2005, 12:35:25
 
> I still think Linux installed on a hat ...   Re: I don't beleive it.   
Tony OBryan
Jan 11, 2005, 13:49:43
 
> I hate to say it, but even if you put  ...   Re: But it's True   
Mike R.
Jan 11, 2005, 14:10:54
 
I would not trust a vaccum from Microsof ...   MS Vaccums   
wolf
Jan 11, 2005, 18:09:04
 
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